User Profile

Well, I'm special, I'm very very special, and I'm gorgeous. I like to drink Vodka like I'm doing right now. I used to be a model. I grew up with a lot of sisters and brothers on a watermellon farm. I'm Mexican, no I'm not I'm Greek, and my favorite word is pussy. I love to say it. P P P Pussy. Come on say it with me and emphasize the P. That's it, PUSSY! Gotta love that.

I have great breasts and super skin. I get sepressed sometimes because men have truly fucked me over. My first husband was a fucking bastard and my second husband was an asshole. That's how I keep them straight when I'm talking about them to the kids, I'll say, "That fucking bastard wouldn't even buy me a taco," or "The asshole shit in his pants." Like that.

I have four kids. Three boys and a daughter. I love my boys, they're all so handsome hansome and sexy. I used to play with their balls when they were little, wash them in the sink, you know that sort of thing. My older boy, my special precious first born son, married a bitch who I hate. Well so did my second son, and neither one of them will let me see my grandbabies, they says I'm crazy selfish and that I need to get to an AA meeting. Can you believe that? Whoops gotta freshen this up with a lil splash here.

Where was I, yeah, my daugher, she's a whore, took all the change out of her cute little chewbaka and then threw him in the trash. Broke my heart seeing his little head there peeking. Chewy chewy come back here Momma wants to give you a drink.

Do you like my nails. Pretty color that. And I like to sit in my hot tub with my boys. They don't need to rbing those womens over here.